Free Cat

[roxanne562001]

I have a Free cat for the taking.

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The only the wrong with it is it smells kind of pretty bad.

[Nickp]

I always wanted a black/white striped cat...just so's I can call him "Pepe le pew"...

[Bushwhacker]

I believe that if the cat is a HE, that would be Pepe" La Pew.
Lets check with one of our dear Canadian Friends, N'est - ce pas vrai?

Bushwhacker

[Cherryville Chuck]

Je regrette, ce ne pas vrai. La is feminine. Le is masculine.

One got run over a few hundred feet from the house a couple of years ago. It laid there for a few days since neither the road crews nor any passer by wanted to dispose of it. It was close enough that we smelled it all day long. I didn't want to touch it either. Our archery club used to store all our 3D targets in a friends old hay barn. I walked in one day to check on them one day and noticed that there lots of piles of scat on the floor and then I remembered that he told me there were skunks living under the floor, and apparently on the floor too. I eased back out as quietly as I could. Despite how bad skunks smell, their poop has virtually no odor to it.

[roxanne562001]

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Its not a Skunk but close enough. LOL

Je regrette, ce ne pas vrai. La is feminine. Le is masculine.

One got run over a few hundred feet from the house a couple of years ago. It laid there for a few days since neither the road crews nor any passer by wanted to dispose of it. It was close enough that we smelled it all day long. I didn't want to touch it either. Our archery club used to store all our 3D targets in a friends old hay barn. I walked in one day to check on them one day and noticed that there lots of piles of scat on the floor and then I remembered that he told me there were skunks living under the floor, and apparently on the floor too. I eased back out as quietly as I could. Despite how bad skunks smell, their poop has virtually no odor to it.

[Bushwhacker]

Sorry Chuck, J'ai fait une erreur. Mon beau Frere me dit que je parle Francais comme une vache Espagnole.

Bushwhacker

[Nickp]

Sorry Chuck, J'ai fait une erreur. Mon beau Frere me dit que je parle Francais comme une vache Espagnole.

Bushwhacker

Now that's funny...? You weren't offended, were you...?

[Stick486]

I have a Free cat for the taking.

is it this cat???

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[Cherryville Chuck]

Sorry Chuck, J'ai fait une erreur. Mon beau Frere me dit que je parle Francais comme une vache Espagnole.

Bushwhacker

Pas de probleme mon ami.

[Bushwhacker]

Not at all Nick, he always harassed me about my French or the lack of it.
I always confused Tous and tout, until he very elegantly and loudly explained that a tout comes out of your butt.

Bushwhacker

[Bushwhacker]

I once caught a cat like this one in my live trap. I wanted to load it up and take him to the country and release it.
Not wanting to be sprayed, I took a plastic drop cloth and walked towards the trap.
I was still several feet from the trap when I decided to take a peek over the top edge of the sheet to get my bearings.
He had turned around and had his butt aimed at me waiting until I did just that.
AS soon as I seen what he was planning, I jerked the drop cloth back up.
It was too late, he must have been practicing just for this occasion since his yellow blob just skimmed the top edge of the sheet and hit me right in the eye.
Well, of course I immediately dropped the sheet to attend to my eye, a move he had already planned for since he shot me again before I could get out of the way.
Our local animal control guy about had a heart attack laughing at me.

Bushwhacker

[Stick486]

I think I know why Roxy wants to give away her cat...
here's the before the ''incident'' photo...

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[Bushwhacker]

When I seen this picture I thought it was funny as h**l. I don't know if this guy could get his hand back in time.

Bushwhacker

[Stick486]

or his body...

[Bushwhacker]

This is like a red neck saying, just before the ambulance is called, "you all watch this." Or, "hold my beer".

Bushwhacker

[Bushwhacker]

Never trust a "Cat Lady" giving away cats.

Bushwhacker

[Nickp]

Never trust a "Cat Lady" giving away cats.

Bushwhacker

Rut-Roh...