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Stick486 · #81

Herb Stoops wrote: Sat Nov 27, 2021 3:14 pm I only get 10. 1 went in and the next 2 didn't so that is zero, they don't count.
Herb

so by your count it's 11...

Herb Stoops · #82

Maybe it should be 100, 1 went in, and the next one and next one didn't.
Herb

DaninVan · #83

So, Ariel's had her three shots then?

Stick486 · #84

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Stick486 · #90

A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers, " I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc.

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Stick486 · #93

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May this play in your head all day.

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DaninVan · #96

And your nephew had absolutely NO idea what you were on about... It's OK though; WE know,and that's what really matters.

DaninVan · #97

HandyDan wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:16 am56rtfg.png

I want one!!!

Stick486 · #98

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DaninVan · #99

Watts wrong with this picture...

Herb Stoops · #100

No cars,no car tracks.....
HERb

Herb Stoops · #101

Where I used to live, there was a powerline like that behind my property. When I would take my boat out,I used the powerline road and one time it was raining ,when I unlocked the gate, I got a tingling in my wet hands on the padlock. Another time during hot weather ,one night I took a T-8 florescent tube out and standing under the powerline held it up and rotated it, it lit up.
HErb

Stick486 · #102

DaninVan wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:09 pm Watts wrong with this picture...

it's an IQ test w/ no retest.......

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DaninVan · #105

Herb Stoops wrote: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:14 pm No cars,no car tracks.....
HERb

They must have taken the short cut...
(No charge for that one.

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Herb Stoops · #106

OH, I see now, that is a charging farm where they grow receptacles and charge them up, they plant amps and watter the heck out of them.
HErb

Stick486 · #107

flood impedance...

Stick486 · #108

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Herb Stoops · #111

That is something to think about, I have never thought of a pilot being lost before.
HErb

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Stick486 wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 2:15 am
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Probably not something you should say out loud.

Bushwhacker · #113

I was on the elevator of the Eifel tower in Paris when two repairmen got on board.
They looked at me and thought, American.
Then they started to speak in French.
One said," How are we going to get all of these people down with out starting a panic.
The other one said, lets just start at the top and begin to move them slowly to the exits.
I just stared at them.
Of course I speak French
AS soon as the elevator got to the top, I stayed on board and rode it back down.

Bushwhacker

DaninVan · #114

Herb Stoops wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:14 pm That is something to think about, I have never thought of a pilot being lost before.
HErb

'Wrong Way Corrigan'...
https://www.who2.com/bio/wrong-way-corrigan/

Herb Stoops · #115

Irishmen are different.
HErb

Stick486 · #116

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Stick486 · #119

HandyDan wrote: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:26 amimage.png

VOE???

Stick486 · #120

Great Cop.mp4

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