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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 8:59 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:43 am
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:36 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:38 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:39 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:40 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:42 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:54 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:55 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:55 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:26 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:27 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:30 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:31 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:48 am
by Bushwhacker
Stick486 wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:27 am
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Thats the way I do it, Sandra keeps changing it around. But, I knew I was right all along.
HA

Bushwhacker

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:12 am
by Cherryville Chuck
Bushwhacker wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:48 am
Stick486 wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:27 am
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Thats the way I do it, Sandra keeps changing it around. But, I knew I was right all along.
HA

Bushwhacker
It's typically women that put the roll on with the paper coming out from behind the roll and men by far install the roll with the paper coming over the top. I'm sure there is some psychological scientific reason why but I have no idea what it is. However, if you really want to know why, just say something about it to the government and they will commission a study that pisses away hundreds of thousands of tax dollars trying to find the reason why.

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:54 am
by Stick486
Cherryville Chuck wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:12 am typically women that put the roll on with the paper coming out from behind the roll and men by far install the roll with the paper coming over the top. I'm sure there is some psychological scientific reason why but I have no idea what it is
if we put the roll in their way they'd still change it around...
it's simply you aren't going to have your way.. it's their way or no way...
I put in 2 dispensers, his and hers...
guess which roll was used up 1st...

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:32 pm
by Cherryville Chuck
Sounds yummy but...

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:26 pm
by Herb Stoops
Stick486 wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:54 am
Cherryville Chuck wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:12 am typically women that put the roll on with the paper coming out from behind the roll and men by far install the roll with the paper coming over the top. I'm sure there is some psychological scientific reason why but I have no idea what it is
if we put the roll in their way they'd still change it around...
it's simply you aren't going to have your way.. it's their way or no way...
I put in 2 dispensers, his and hers...
guess which roll was used up 1st...
That is because women wipe both ways, men just one.
Just passing on what I was told one time a long time ago.
Herb

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:28 pm
by Stick486
Herb Stoops wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:26 pm That is because woman wipe both ways
the bidirectional wipers can't even get that right..

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:31 pm
by Herb Stoops
Is "bidirectional wipers " part of the alphabet gender group?
Herb

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:23 pm
by Stick486
Herb Stoops wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:31 pm Is "bidirectional wipers " part of the alphabet gender group?
Herb
DIIK..

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:39 pm
by HandyDan
Cherryville Chuck wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:32 pm Sounds yummy but...

My brother lives in the southern part of Ohio and a resturant there sells these, call them Hog Eggs. They sure are tasty. Add a little hot sauce and I'm in heaven.

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 6:25 pm
by Jon
Wrap those eggs in sausage and then fry them. One fantastic Scotch egg.

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:15 pm
by Herb Stoops
Stick486 wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:23 pm
DIIK..
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for all you who don't know what DIIK means, like me, I looked it up and it means "Danged if i Know".
Herb

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:18 pm
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 1:26 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 1:27 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 1:28 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 1:59 am
by Cherryville Chuck
The Russian version of C rations?

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 9:35 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 9:35 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 9:35 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 8:06 pm
by Jon
Just one of the many reasons that language can be so troubling

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 10:12 pm
by Cherryville Chuck
I was abroad years ago and met a guy who was Swiss but spoke very good English with an English accent. He asked me what I was doing and at the time I was doing nothing so I said "killing time". He looked at me like I was Jack the Ripper and at that moment I realized that lots of things we say in English don't translate well.

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 4:34 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 4:35 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 4:36 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 10:01 am
by HandyDan
The guys at the golf course asked me to name an actress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.



I told them the one who knows how to fix elevators.



...I'm old, I'm tired, and I have to pee a lot

Re: Daily Funnies

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2022 10:09 am
by HandyDan
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