Workers Of Wood

Maybe they have a 'different' clientele?

HandyDan wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 7:59 amEggscalibur.jpg

I believe that belongs to this lady...
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...she seems, uh, colourful.
You found her on Tinder?

DaninVan wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 2:31 pmTinder?

?????

Seriously?! You need to spend more time online...
https://tinder.com/
In the common vernacular it's a 'hookup' app.
apparently ( I'm told by reliable sources) it's where you go online when it's already after dinner and you really need to get some...

DaninVan wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 3:18 pm Seriously?! You need to spend more time online... ;)
https://tinder.com/

not likely...
but are you or is it your wife using the service???... both???
we'll just ask your wife to verify. okay???

Stick486 wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 3:19 pm

DaninVan wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 3:18 pm Seriously?! You need to spend more time online...
https://tinder.com/

not likely...
but are you or is it your wife using the service???... both???

I'm not sure there are any female geezers that'd want me...

DaninVan wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 3:24 pm I'm not sure there are any female geezers that'd want me...

your wife is looking to trade up.. eh...

Probably; she's not gonna get much for her trade-in though.

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DaninVan wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 3:24 pm
I'm not sure there are any female geezers that'd want me...

Don't be so sure. Duke Proctor used to sneak out of his kids house at around 100 and head to the retirement homes and chat up the 80 year old widows. He wasn't supposed to be driving and the kids would hide the car keys but he figured out where they were hiding them. He was quite the guy. His kids asked him what he wanted to do for his 100th birthday and he said "I want to go skydiving". And he did. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british- ... d-1.522879

Stick486 wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 9:23 am

LOUD.jpg

LOL...BTDT...!

Stick486 wrote: Sat Dec 11, 2021 4:42 am it's all on how ya look at it...
wonder how many coyotes they'll find...
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STONED.jpg

I know they used to say everything was bigger and better in the USA, but gravel? Obviously not imported from the Far East.

Stick486 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 6:05 am

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I can get as far as my mail box. Anything past that and neighbors begin to call my wife.

Bushwhacker

Dougie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office....But she was dating someone else.

One day Dougie got so frustrated that he went to her and said
I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'
Dougie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'He had all quarters!'

Here's a deal that's hard to pass up.

The winner of the "It's not my job" award.

Cherryville Chuck wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:55 pm Here's a deal that's hard to pass up.

six sixes are fifty six... give to ya for a half a buck....