Workers Of Wood

1. At breakfast, a heavily tattooed vibrant blue haired in 60's Haight-Ashbury, SF something attired out of the clear blue stops at my table and gets in my case about my side of ham...

2. Address same as ma'am and she launches into the pronoun BS....

3. Two nurses come to the house as required – one has glow in the dark traffic safety lime green hair w/ Wile E. Coyote tattooed on one cheek and Sylvester on the other...
The other one has glow in the dark traffic safety orange hair w/ the road runner tattooed on one cheek and Tweety on the other...
Both have make up on that makes their faces look like they were gang banged by master boxes of Crayolas...
They didn't have weight – they had tonnage...

4. Oh, you use live traps!... It then went nuts from there...

1. Ma'am, look what being a vegan has done to you... You PO'd at yourself?...

2. If you resemble a female it's ma'am... A male, it's sir, otherwise, I'm not here to validate your mental illness...
The waitress is now PO'd at me because the what's-it stormed out w/o paying for her grub when everybody in the place busted out laughing..

3. The nurses – I believe I need to move...
https://vividmaps.com/nobody-lives-here/

4. No, I don't kill the rodents... I let the garbage disposal do that...

4. No, I don't kill the rodents... I let the garbage disposal do that..
Wait...what?! No; that's what the microwave is for.

DaninVan wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2026 5:43 pm No; that's what the microwave is for

Too much clean up after they detonate....

Stick486 wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2026 5:51 pm

DaninVan wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2026 5:43 pm No; that's what the microwave is for

Too much clean up after they detonate....

So use Dan's microwave instead of your own.

Cherryville Chuck wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2026 11:24 am So use Dan's microwave instead of your own.

Best idea I've heard in a while...