I wonder what Batman will do in an all-electric world...
Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 6:14 am
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:21 am
by HandyDan
Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 8:24 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 9:14 am
by HandyDan
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Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2021 4:36 am
by Stick486
At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "For sex sex, wan free sex, for tonigh free."
I replied, "Wow, you women are really hospitable!"
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Don't get excited. What she really said was: 466 136 4293!"
Herb Stoops wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:23 pm
clue:
W-h-a-t=4........................
N-e-v-e-r=5
is this some more of that new fuzzy math???
Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 3:26 pm
by HandyDan
Just trying to get you guys to get some of those brain cells bouncing around to knock down the cob webs up there.
Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 3:36 pm
by Stick486
HandyDan wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 3:26 pm
Just trying to get you guys to get some of those brain cells bouncing around to knock down the cob webs up there.
good luck w/ that...
or maybe it's stirring up trouble ....
Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 1:10 pm
by Stick486
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Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 1:56 pm
by Herb Stoops
I always wondered about that too,but didn't want to ask........
Herb
Herb Stoops wrote: Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:23 pm
clue:
W-h-a-t=4........................
N-e-v-e-r=5
is this some more of that new fuzzy math???
I guess math wasn't your strong suit? How about we start with an easier word problem.
Adding to 10: Ariel was playing basketball. 1 of her shots went in the hoop. 2 of her shots did not go in the hoop. How many shots were there in total?
Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 2:58 pm
by Stick486
HandyDan wrote: Sat Nov 27, 2021 2:44 pm
Adding to 10: Ariel was playing basketball. 1 of her shots went in the hoop. 2 of her shots did not go in the hoop. How many shots were there in total?
13...
Re: Daily Funnies
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2021 3:14 pm
by Herb Stoops
I only get 10. 1 went in and the next 2 didn't so that is zero, they don't count.
Herb