Workers Of Wood

Going salmon fishing.

I have no idea how this made it past the censors back then.

HERE’S HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS:

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Stick486 wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:00 am

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I know what I'm giving as 'stocking stuffers' next Xmas!

HandyDan wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:35 am 1334783567_20(1).jpg.cfd9db0e2d05902886f2f86d29f8422c.jpg

I did this many times.
You had to get a pencil with a good eraser to make it work properly.
I am not going to say any more about it so these youngsters have to work it out on their own.

Bushwhacker

You just chuck the pencil in your trigger speed controlled drill...

I wonder if this is visible from the ISS?

Hope it's on a regular commercial flightpath.

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HandyDan wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:35 am 1334783567_20(1).jpg.cfd9db0e2d05902886f2f86d29f8422c.jpg

I got it immediately actually. I don’t think anyone under 50 would though

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I got it immediately actually. I don’t think anyone under 50 would though
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The fellow needs a Deerstalker.
Herb