Workers Of Wood

And the chase was on.

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The groundskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment.

The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said . . . ,

"Why can't these guys play at night?"

Stick486 wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 1:46 am

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I need one of those cookie cutters when my grandkids come over.

I don't know why but I thought of Stick when I saw this cartoon.

roxanne562001 wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 2:37 pm I don't know why but I thought of Stick when I saw this cartoon.

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...probably cuz @Stick486 Stick's got two front teeth just like that...

HandyDan wrote: Tue Feb 01, 2022 9:30 amZipper.jpg

With the possibility of being ridiculed I don't get it?

And then I put my glasses on and enlarged the picture.
Aha !

Bushwhacker

Bushwhacker wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:05 am With the possibility of being ridiculed

trust us... we wouldn't do that...

Nickp wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:09 pm ...probably cuz @Stick486 Stick's got two front teeth just like that...

Bushwhacker wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:05 am

HandyDan wrote: Tue Feb 01, 2022 9:30 amZipper.jpg

With the possibility of being ridiculed I don't get it?

And then I put my glasses on and enlarged the picture.
Aha !

Bushwhacker

I hate it when the zipper gets stuck like that in the hem of the fly like it shows.
Herb

Herb Stoops wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 1:52 pm I hate it when the zipper gets stuck like that in the hem of the fly like it shows.

Me too. Couple times I had to get the needle nose out to unstick it.

Herb Stoops wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 1:52 pm I hate it when the zipper gets stuck like that in the hem of the fly like it shows.

the real issue is when the zipper gets stuck when yur commando.....

Really??? do things like that happen,not at my age.
Herb