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Bushwhacker · #1095

Stick486 wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:27 am
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Thats the way I do it, Sandra keeps changing it around. But, I knew I was right all along.
HA

Bushwhacker

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Bushwhacker wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:48 am
Stick486 wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:27 am
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Thats the way I do it, Sandra keeps changing it around. But, I knew I was right all along.
HA

Bushwhacker

It's typically women that put the roll on with the paper coming out from behind the roll and men by far install the roll with the paper coming over the top. I'm sure there is some psychological scientific reason why but I have no idea what it is. However, if you really want to know why, just say something about it to the government and they will commission a study that pisses away hundreds of thousands of tax dollars trying to find the reason why.

Stick486 · #1097

Cherryville Chuck wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:12 am typically women that put the roll on with the paper coming out from behind the roll and men by far install the roll with the paper coming over the top. I'm sure there is some psychological scientific reason why but I have no idea what it is

if we put the roll in their way they'd still change it around...
it's simply you aren't going to have your way.. it's their way or no way...
I put in 2 dispensers, his and hers...
guess which roll was used up 1st...

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Sounds yummy but...

Herb Stoops · #1099

Stick486 wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:54 am
Cherryville Chuck wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:12 am typically women that put the roll on with the paper coming out from behind the roll and men by far install the roll with the paper coming over the top. I'm sure there is some psychological scientific reason why but I have no idea what it is
if we put the roll in their way they'd still change it around...
it's simply you aren't going to have your way.. it's their way or no way...
I put in 2 dispensers, his and hers...
guess which roll was used up 1st...

That is because women wipe both ways, men just one.
Just passing on what I was told one time a long time ago.
Herb

Stick486 · #1100

Herb Stoops wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:26 pm That is because woman wipe both ways

the bidirectional wipers can't even get that right..

Herb Stoops · #1101

Is "bidirectional wipers " part of the alphabet gender group?
Herb

Stick486 · #1102

Herb Stoops wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:31 pm Is "bidirectional wipers " part of the alphabet gender group?
Herb

DIIK..

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Cherryville Chuck wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:32 pm Sounds yummy but...

My brother lives in the southern part of Ohio and a resturant there sells these, call them Hog Eggs. They sure are tasty. Add a little hot sauce and I'm in heaven.

Jon · #1104

Wrap those eggs in sausage and then fry them. One fantastic Scotch egg.

Herb Stoops · #1105

Stick486 wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:23 pm

DIIK..
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for all you who don't know what DIIK means, like me, I looked it up and it means "Danged if i Know".
Herb

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The Russian version of C rations?

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Jon · #1114

Just one of the many reasons that language can be so troubling

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I was abroad years ago and met a guy who was Swiss but spoke very good English with an English accent. He asked me what I was doing and at the time I was doing nothing so I said "killing time". He looked at me like I was Jack the Ripper and at that moment I realized that lots of things we say in English don't translate well.

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The guys at the golf course asked me to name an actress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them the one who knows how to fix elevators.

...I'm old, I'm tired, and I have to pee a lot

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