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Jon · #3

Manure... An interesting fact. Manure : In the 16th
and 17th centuries, everything for export had to be
transported by ship. It was also before the invention
of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure
were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry
form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once
water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but
the process of fermentation began again, of which a
by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored
below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did)
happen. Methane began to build up below decks and
the first time someone came below at night with a
lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed
in this manner before it was determined just what was
happening After that, the bundles of manure were
always stamped with the instruction '
Stow high in transit ' on them, which meant for the sailors
to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any
water that came into the hold would not touch this
"volatile" cargo and start the production of methane.
Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' ,
(Stow High In Transit) ,…………. “So it’s really not a swear
word”which has come down through the centuries and is
in use to this very day.You probably did not know the
true history of this word.Neither did I
I had always thought it was a golfing term

Stick486 · #4

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Stick486 · #5

I don't get it either... WHAT!?!?!....
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Whine-Whine-Whine am I right????

Stick486 · #7

HandyDan wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:04 pm Whine-Whine-Whine am I right????

sounds about right...

Stick486 · #8

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Stick486 · #10

ewwwww...

Bushwhacker · #11

HandyDan wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 7:48 amimage.png

Thats funny.
I started to say "Thats cute" but changed my mind.

Who thinks of this stuff. Some one who has a lot of time on their hands

Bushwhacker

Stick486 · #12

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DaninVan · #14

In the house?! *shock!* Won't your CO alarm go off?

Herb Stoops · #15

DaninVan wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:53 am In the house?! *shock!* Won't your CO alarm go off?

My feelings exactly, I have seen some God awful fires from those fryers with the turkey accidentally dropped and the oil overflowing into the flames. They scare me to even see one.
HErb

Stick486 · #16

DaninVan wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:53 am n the house?! *shock!* Won't your CO alarm go off?

he's after trapping the aromas in the house...
gotta make the place smell good...
and simultaneously lower his heating bill...
can't let all that heat go to waste - after all it is winter,,,

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Stick486 · #20

Herb Stoops wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 7:23 pm
DaninVan wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:53 am In the house?! *shock!* Won't your CO alarm go off?
My feelings exactly, I have seen some God awful fires from those fryers with the turkey accidentally dropped and the oil overflowing into the flames. They scare me to even see one.
HErb

Dan is setting up to test his home owners issuance....

Stick486 · #21

GREAT DRAMA...

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HandyDan wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 8:01 amimage.jpg

What could possbly go wrong?

DaninVan · #23

Stick486 wrote: Fri Nov 12, 2021 8:14 am
Herb Stoops wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 7:23 pm
DaninVan wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:53 am In the house?! *shock!* Won't your CO alarm go off?
My feelings exactly, I have seen some God awful fires from those fryers with the turkey accidentally dropped and the oil overflowing into the flames. They scare me to even see one.
HErb
Dan is setting up to test his home owners issuance....

Other Dan, other Dan!!!

DaninVan · #24

Cut to the chase...
https://www.safeway.ca/recipes/mushroom ... rkey-roll/

Stick486 · #25

DaninVan wrote: Fri Nov 12, 2021 3:22 pm Other Dan, other Dan!!!

there's another Dan, Dan???....

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Stick486 · #32

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DaninVan · #33

Sometimes you just need to be a realist; I'da been shocked if they HAD invited me!

Stick486 · #34

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Stick486 · #35

DaninVan wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 10:42 pm I'da been shocked if they HAD invited me!

rumor control has it you were nominated as chairmen of the meeting.....

Nickp · #36

Stick486 wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 4:35 amchairmen

Now we know who has schizophrenia...

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Stick486 · #39

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